Good morning, universe! :D
This morning I stumbled across something funny on the internet.
Do you know the quote,
'When life gives you lemons, make lemonade'?
Well, it seems that the quote can be twisted in so many other ways! hhas :p
I'll share with you some of the best that I found. Let's start!
If life gives you lemons, ask for the receipt so you can exchange them for oranges.
If life gives you lemons, ask why it can't give you money instead?
If life gives you lemons, grow a lemon tree. When that tree gives you more lemons, make a lemon orchard. When that orchard gives you more lemons, sell them and become rich. Then next time you see life, you can say, “Thanks for the lemons!” Life hates people who are grateful for its lemons.
If life gives you lemons, throw them at life and see if life will make the same mistake again.
If life hands you lemons, take a permanent marker, write “pass it on” on each one, and mail them to complete strangers.
If life hands you lemons, throw them back and yell “I WANTED CHOCOLATE!”
When life give you lemons, eat them, they are good for you – life knows best.
When life gives you lemons eat them as fast as possible and get huge bragging rights.
When life gives you lemons, ask yourself how exactly an anthropomorphic personification of something immaterial like life can give you a fruit.
When life gives you lemons, do what we all do with unwanted gifts: Thank the giver, then regift it to someone else.
When life gives you lemons, dress up like life and hand them on to someone else.
When life gives you lemons, fake a british accent and say, “Please, sir! May I have some more?”
When life hands you lemons, blame Adam and Eve for eating all the good fruit.
When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Then, find someone whose life has given them vodka, and have a party!
Hhas some of them are really funny, no? :D
And here is my favorite, well it's more motivational than funny I guess, but still:
When life gives you lemons, go make grape juice and let people wonder how.
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